Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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Top comments
TheTruth1428 0
Yeah, God forbid he actually did his job. It's scum like you who think it's okay to break the law if it's "only a little."
Rathmec 0
Yeah I know. Totally. F*ck him for pulling someone over that was going over the speed limit. I hate when cops pull people over for breaking the law. What a c*ckhole of a policeman.
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Comments (432)
howsentimental 0
Karma, my friend!
Sniper3000 0
the finer got fined O_o
kingleonitaz 0
you got served bitch!
wintamint101 7
theres nothing wrong with going ten over the limit, its fifteen and above
wooters 1
karma is a bitttccch and 10 over isn't breaking the law... and stop judging ppl u don't know...
frontofprojects 0
that's brilliant, I feel bad for you but great FML all the same
MimE_fml 0
weak cop cant stop real crime so he pulled him over, totally deserved it. i bet you have quite a bit of seatbelt violations on your ticket record too. go stop real crime
MimE_fml 0
weak cop cant stop real crime so he pulled him over, totally deserved it. i bet you have quite a bit of seatbelt violations on your ticket record too. go stop real crime. at what point did police stop being neighborhood heroes and start robbing citizens for petty nonsense
lollife_23 0
fake seeing as Occupational Health and safety officers arent allowed to give fines in WA.... only notices and then they can prosecute....
osirisfrost 0
"ah, damn a speeding ticket... where's your vest?" "ummm..." "here's a ticket" "touché"