Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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Top comments
TheTruth1428 0
Yeah, God forbid he actually did his job. It's scum like you who think it's okay to break the law if it's "only a little."
Rathmec 0
Yeah I know. Totally. F*ck him for pulling someone over that was going over the speed limit. I hate when cops pull people over for breaking the law. What a c*ckhole of a policeman.
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Comments (432)
vicpielover 3
Urban myth... Heard the same thing about a copper in melbourne, victoria...
Sacytrl 28
It's like a game of fines.
danik133 5
**** da police!
cwl727 33
Payback is a bitch.
Hackzorer 8
I feel for you bro, you're a cop, you kinda have to walk on the road to give people tickets. Plus, if he's a workplace officer, the side of the road isn't really your workplace. I don't see how that's legal, but of course I'm American, not Aussie
SexyMexi21 23
Should have took that ticket back marked it out and raised the fine lol
weveallbeenthere 30
while 10kph/6mph may not seem like much, in a civil law suit (after someone gets hurt) the lawyers eat that up. 6mph could be the difference between losing a HUGE amount of money in a civil suit. I've seen a jury award a crazy amount of money because the driver was 4 or 5 mph over the speed limit.
StevoKing666 18
YDI, pig
rlak111 19
Cops at least where I live blow past me going 30 over without lights or a siren on a daily basis, yet I've had my license suspended for getting 3 tickets, each one being less than 5 mph over
bdavis120 0
Haha, what a great way non-verbal way to say **** you!