Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmmm…
Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
alicia
Montreal, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Wanker
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
Anonymous
Eastleigh, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensual world
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Found it
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Instructions
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
fuckadaisical
Pontypridd, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Anonymous
Canastota, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So cute
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML
Anonymous
Childlike
Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML
Top comments
Qluz 3
you play with your forehead. duuh
DjeePee 25
...right, like America ever was in an incredibly great danger, like America was the country that has been invaded by a foreign army. I think my heart goes out to the mostly innocent inhabitants of Iraq who are unnecesary killed, raped and tortured and whose country is totally being destroyed. There should never be an unwanted and completely unnecesary army in the Middle-East, but onfortunately, now it's too late to just walk away. And I'm sorry for your brother. (oh, and I suggest that all of you could use private messages)
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Comments (151)
fairuhrose 0
put his dick in your mouth and then tell him that's what foreplay is. then he'll never forget. make sure he returns the favor!!
that_guy_ollie 0
well hopefully he wont be putting her dick in his mouth ...
myfordrocks1990 0
hahaha! your boyfriend sucks
Eposis 0
foreplay? Is that with like four people? ;)
maybaybe 0
no
MoniV6661 0
It can be. ;)
kedakat 0
Just teach him, that way he does what you like, and doesn't know any different!
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Ehhh... I have no explanation for this. I knew the definition of foreplay when I was in the 2nd grade.
RedPillSucks 33
Is that suppose to be a good thing?
RedPillSucks 33
Explain that it comes just before fiveplay.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
It doesn't mean I'm a *****. I just watched alot of television.
you_freak 7
He sounds like a keeper!
amazingjane 0
gotta say.....that sounds about right...
rustic 0
you my dear, are screwed. teach him n hope he likes what he's gonna have to do. if he's the type to find it disgusting and not needed. then yes. you are screwed.
keysee 0
love it 16
maybaybe 0
;)
Jimboom 12
Are you kidding?? This is the perfect opportunity to teach him as he is essentially a blank slate.