Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmmm…
Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
alicia
Montreal, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Wanker
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
Anonymous
Eastleigh, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensual world
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Found it
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Instructions
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
fuckadaisical
Pontypridd, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Anonymous
Canastota, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So cute
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML
Anonymous
Childlike
Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML
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Qluz 3
you play with your forehead. duuh
DjeePee 25
...right, like America ever was in an incredibly great danger, like America was the country that has been invaded by a foreign army. I think my heart goes out to the mostly innocent inhabitants of Iraq who are unnecesary killed, raped and tortured and whose country is totally being destroyed. There should never be an unwanted and completely unnecesary army in the Middle-East, but onfortunately, now it's too late to just walk away. And I'm sorry for your brother. (oh, and I suggest that all of you could use private messages)
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Comments (151)
rafty4life 3
He probably meant what does foreplay mean. there is no man over the age of 12 that doesn't know what a bj is.
rustic 0
oh trust me there is I knew a few.
nlr 9
44- don't you think that is a gross picture you have there?
lifeguru 0
he is dumb but you are lucky. At least he isn't in relation for sex :-)
perdix 31
Does he do it? It's one thing if he doesn't know the slang term for it but does it with you before sex, and quite another if he always wants to enter you while you are still cold and dry. Either way, you can teach him, although it's more important to you if it's the latter case. He probably doesn't know what Dirty Sanchez is, so that could be the topic of a later lesson.
macskapingvin 0
Just because he doesn't know the word, it doesn't mean he doesn't know what it is.
estelleselene_CX 12
aww he has such a young mind! =P
sfv818danny 0
I foreplay , but I'm willing to learn it all over from you. can you teach me?
sfv818danny 0
#16 can you teach me?
millionaire93 0
haha agreeing with 16, and holy crap I'm 17, and I know what that is! sad.
nlr 9
why In the world would you do that at such a young age?
yellowdub 4
LOL wut? :( i feel bad for you.
Imaleghiwi_fml 0
Pray for him!!