Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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SummerTime98 0
"Today, while I was mowing my lawn I got attacked by a swarm of bees. To top it off my neighbor saw it happen and laughed at me without thinking of giving me hand. FML"
leyla_fml 0
I guess if you were far enough away, you wouldn't see the bees.. And since the mower was going, you wouldn't hear the bees... YDI/FYL, I'm on the border hahaha. Pity for the neighbor. More F his life.
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Krunk 0
Today I was mowing the lawn when suddenly a swarm of bees began to attack me. I jumped around yelling for help. My neighbor saw me and began waving and laughing and didn't bother to help. I ended up in the hospital being treated for over 30 bee stings. FML.
mmmmmmm_fml 0
How is it possible for someone to be capable of typing up this story to be dumb enough to have had it happen?
Oopsiesz 0
Hey #9. Sarcasm, learn it.
tivo11 0
I dont know how this is a fml for you. This definitely did not effect you in any way except putting away a lawnmower which probably was not tough. Not like there is anything you could have done while he was being attacked by bees. So not FYL or YDI. Just funny.
PoeGyrl_fml 0
OMG I don't know what to vote on that. I would laugh too but its more of a FHL that FYL.
p00p0ster0us 0
Aw, don't feel bad. Assuming someone is being attacked by bees might be safer, but I wouldn't expect it to be the first thing that comes to mind.
padlarf 14
Sucks to bee him i guess
RitzyHoke 0
Today, I was mowing my lawn, when out of a sudden bees came out from no where and started attacking me. I was fumbling and shouting. My neighbour just walks past me and she even chuckled. She didn't bother to help. FML
FMY_FYL 0
"Today, I was out mowing the lawn and a horde of bees attacked me. The neighbor saw. She just laughed and waved. FML" fail.
FMY_FYL 0
Goddamnit. Way to beat me to it, 19.