Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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SummerTime98 0
"Today, while I was mowing my lawn I got attacked by a swarm of bees. To top it off my neighbor saw it happen and laughed at me without thinking of giving me hand. FML"
leyla_fml 0
I guess if you were far enough away, you wouldn't see the bees.. And since the mower was going, you wouldn't hear the bees... YDI/FYL, I'm on the border hahaha. Pity for the neighbor. More F his life.
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Comments (104)
luvtigers22 2
f YOUR life? how bout f HIS life!
bbbbrian 0
#18 awesome. I am the only one that easily entertained? I hope some people didn't see the extra b
Esmeline 0
Oh no. That's horrible, but I can't stop laughing.
Kzee 0
"BOB SAGET!!!" LoL
phantomdonut 0
I don't think that's an FML... more like a FHL...
Mercsenary 0
I said fyl but it is more like fhl. Besides when you get attacked by bees you dont just do a "crazy dance" you freak out and scream, yell, cry for help because like the submitter they might not be close enough to see the goddamn bees.
TheLD 0
Funny, but hope hes okay from the bee attack.
nushadow 0
#22, i agree it gets to played out. And who dances when ur getting attacked by bees, go inside twit.
Angry_Dad 0
hahaha the story's funny. I would say "F HIS LIFE" more than yours, but oh well. I'm not a pro at FML stories like most of the people here, tho. Can't beat the expert criticizers that give everybody a "YDI" because they're sick of hearing the same stories!
awesomemegan 0
I laughed.