Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML
Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML
Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
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Top comments
clevergirl98 20
Well now you know how good moms hearing is. All moms, not just yours. They also have eyes in the back if their heads
Anonypus 20
Prove them wrong!
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Comments (41)
jaymecarterr 21
Dont give up OP, you've got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong!
BananaCoconutty 26
I was pumping some iron in the gym the other day, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was for attaching them to a bar.
Indianboy9321 25
That was painfully unfunny.
worldclassrager 41
Take it as encouragement...that's what I would do
esamolwan 18
Pain is gain
NotGabe 28
Maybe try walking on the ground before the sky, LukesSkyWalker. :x
Thoricsteam20 24
At least he didn't tell you his gaydar went off.
Hildy93 21
Just tell your dad to go eat another donut
AyeJay101 25
I'm guessing you didn't have a routine set up and just did it whenever? Well time to show em what you can do! Go work it OP!
Charles900 16
Perhaps they should be more encouraging. You're going out there and doing something to get in shape, OP.
idxntgiveafxck 17
My dad says mean jokes like that :(