Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML
Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML
Today, my coworker screamed at me for once again calling her by a different coworker's name. They have the same hair, skin color, and body type, so I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to tell them apart. FML
Today, I overheard a co-worker tell the new guy not to talk to me because I'm a bitch. Apparently, she didn't like it when I told her two weeks ago that she had a drinking problem, which was affecting her work ethic. FML
Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, a woman from my office called, asking who was in. Only one other woman was in the office. I couldn't remember her name, so I had to awkwardly guess random names while both women listened, obviously aware of what was going on. FML
Today, I got absolutely hammered and noticed this familiar-looking chick. I walked up to her and said, "Oh my god, I know I know you but I don't know where from." Looking annoyed, she replied, "We've worked together for months." FML
Today, my colleague introduced herself and said, "I know how nerve-racking first days are!" Which is nice of her, except I've been at this company longer than she has. FML
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Top comments
jlynn97 0
well maybe you shouldn't be annoying.
jose1760 1
You should sleep with all the guys in your office so you can be known as the slutty girl insted of the annoying girl.
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Comments (97)
TAHDOGG 0
yeaaa, sounds like its ur fault if even the new girl picked up on that
salaamdelroba 0
OP, don't be annoying and you won't get a reputation like that. Truth hurts, doesn't it, princess? Just don't become a hosebag and you won't get "****" as a nickname like the one Heather I know.
DocBastard 40
salaam, you're generalizing that all Heathers are ***** because the one Heather you know is a ****? Just remember, all generalizations are wrong. ALL of them.
CloudEnvy 17
Isn't that a generalisation in itself, Doc? I guess it's that hypocrites oath shining through..
DocBastard 40
Cloud - of course it is. That's why I said it. :)
CloudEnvy 17
Completely bypassed the hippocratic oath parody there.. Nicely done.
randiZ25 0
trivial high school drama don't let it bother you op can't please everyone
oldenuff2party 3
u orolly are annoying but no ones perfect
waternellon53 0
#9 is really stupid...
purplepunk 0
so i know what you mean when you say op but what exactly does it stand for?
Sirin_fml 47
It stands for Original Poster; the person who submitted the FML.
purplepunk 0
#37 thank you
YesSelam 0
So, your life is ******...because you heard someone say your annoying? Life's too short. Who cares what people say?
rasellersjr 0
^ Rule #1 for being annoying. "Who cares what people say". Not saying that makes you annoying, that would be generalizing, but I imagine it would would have to be. Let's say for example, you fart in public, constantly wheeze while you breath through tour teeth (that never get brushed), and flick boogers at random strangers. You obviously don't care what people think/say. I doubt she is that extreme, it's just an example. Most annoying people I've met just don't know when to shut their trap, or lack the ability to filter what comes out of their mouth.
TerrorDollie 0
You must be annoying assss fuckkkk!
Gloritank 8
It's just people you work with. So who cares?
Selena_is_back 7
kid, put a shirt on will ya?
wolftastic 0
bitch, take your shirt off will ya?
YourWetDream 0
I'll admit I'm annoying! Don't be so hard on yourself for being annoying...who cares? I mean really this should be on mylifeisaverage.com
YourWetDream 0
Why was my comment moderated? I didn't say anything bad...haters
lgs25 0
y were both of them moderated
Sirin_fml 47
They were moderated due to advertising and juvenile insults towards the moderation team, both of which are warned against in the commenting rules :-)
YourWetDream 0
I'm sorry but I don't think I insulted anyone. And I deff. didn't advertise a thing. There are plenty of people on here that have made worst comments than me