Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
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maurambie 9
People who believe everyone is evil.
marinus_fml 20
OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.
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Comments (185)
dennis96411 12
Well a simple answer to your question would be violence. Not warfare kind of violence, but mostly 'gangsters', thieves, things people of our generation do to other people that portraits us as 'The Evil Ones'. She probably thought you were a typical bad teenager.
WCARlover 35
This world has come to a point where strangers cannot be trusted...heck, most of the people you know can't even be trusted. Sad world
Shrike 24
lol. go learn some history before giving us all that "the world is going to hell" crap, oh young one
twofirstnames 12
Politics
Carlie_McCartney 1
Agreed -_-
j_cat187 20
I blame liberal media
e2m2cent 0
people are just paranoid about everything we are living in a world of fear :/ it's sad
Yung23 0
Lmfao that's so ridiculous
rawrface22 10
I've given up on helping strangers for that same reason.
kportal69 5
I wish I could "like" this :/
mohammadkm95 6
So true Ppl these days can be so damn rude and dont deserve to be helped or respected