Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, my mum and I were moving the last of my stuff into my new flat when I heard some creaking. The sound was coming from the bathroom, so I went to check it out. As I stepped through the door, the floor collapsed and the bathtub and I fell right through. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
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waswashere 0
It was a booby trap!!
desireev 18
Oh my goodness!! That is terrible! Boob pain is the absolute worst!! I feel your pain! FYL for sure!!
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Comments (141)
RoxxyHustle 7
how long are your boobs that they were up on the counter when your hip was on the floor? I've got a cartoonish socks-in-the-wind image in my head.
AlabasterRed 8
Holy crap, this sounds a lot like something that would happen in my great-grandmother's trailer in Jacksonville. Does the OP know Jane Norton?
sarahkins89 4
hahaha I have totally done something similar except I was at work washing windows on the outside of a house and fell through the boardwalk
maddienoelle 13
I would be laughing too (:
beeffyboy 0
what size boobs?
MelTheGreat 23
I'm a girl and it doesn't hurt me at all.
KailyKii 11
Keevarou is the nice guy on fml. :)
Chavez45 2
That must of been a low counter lol FYL
MPerez6473 5
What were your husband and grandmother doing in the bathroom with you?
cheefer 0
Nice guys still finish last. Wait, isn't that a good thing???