Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I had an interview scheduled for 10:05. When I got there, someone was talking to them, so I sat down to wait. Little did I know this wait would be 45 minutes. I got told to go home and that I'd be rescheduled. FML
Today, I had my first job interview in ages. I went in early, but instead of anyone telling me, they waited for the manager to come and get mad at me because it was supposed to be an online interview. I apologized and we went ahead with the interview, but she seemed disinterested and annoyed. I don’t think I got the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview that I had spent hours preparing for it. When I arrived, the interviewer told me the position had been filled already and they forgot to notify me. I wasted a whole fucking day for nothing. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
Today, I had a job interview today after being unemployed for months. I left early but a stranger's giant SUV had me blocked in for over two hours. I called to explain the situation in the hope that I would be given another interview slot later in the week. I was told I clearly didn’t want the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was almost late due to road closure and being blocked in my street by the trash truck. The "interview" turned out to be a hiring fair, with lots of other people. I had to wait outside for 3 hours in the sun with no shade, water or food. I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
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Top comments
chiripa 3
did you get the job?
racerapj 10
You seem to have plenty of patience to wait an hour and a half
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Comments (68)
MrHotShot22 6
If they closed the store and locked up... .how'd you get out?
misznatasz 2
Still there, doing the patience test!
fylx100 19
911?...
Senseless_487 29
You see, it was the ultimate patience test!
gianni21 8
Either you have a lot of patience or nothing to do :D
supportcommand 17
Depending on what type of store you were in, that could lead up some serious fun. Or, as soon as you move the motion detectors will pick you up and set off the alarm.
constipatedlady 0
Ahaha. You deserve it for being so dumb or desperate for this job. Patience test? An hour and a half? Oh hahahahaha. Fool.
videokid2000 10
She deserves it for being desperate for a job? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
chellyX92 8
Good jobs are hard to come by. It took 5 months for a supermarket to call me in for an interview. If people actually want to make it in this world they will work and work hard at it. She's not desperate, she was simply determined.
amandajlucas2015 2
I'm sorry some people actually need money and don't have their parents giving it to them.. Grow up
RougeRamirez 8
I think it's safe to say Constipatedlady is full of shit
PowerPanda_fml 3
Job title- Night Watchman.
doglover100 29
You must have a lot of patience. Hope you get the job.
Rodders_SOTC 1
So what did you steal?
calilovesneb 12
I would have gotten scared once I found out the store was closed.
tacojauns 45
I would have guessed a leadership test, how long you wait until you take charge and find out whats going on, but i guess it depends on the job...