Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML
Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
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Top comments
soullyfe 33
Probably should have tried knocking once you reached the bathroom.
feven 32
Been there done that.
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Comments (38)
Imnotreallyblack 10
every day
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Sounds like one of those short horror stories.
topher5110 7
knock......just knock......why isn't she knocking? ........you think she knows how to knock? Olaf
capnjacksparrow 7
Story of my life
SuckerPunched44 12
*Knock Knock* Anybody there? Please come in
Sweet_Melody 15
I've actually done that before, I was so embarrassed.
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Maybe next time try the door handle first, usually its unlocked if noones in there
dethouva 4
Thats why you always just try to open the door first. If it is locked then someone is more than likely using the bathroom. Personally if someone knocks while I am in the head I say nothing and purposely take longer for being annoying.
Thorzix 23
You do realize that effectively makes YOU the annoying one, not them, right?
CaptainSolo3596 7
THIS IS SO RELATABLE
LaureGames 2
I'm really shy and will wait if the door is shut... That would happen to me..