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Notyourstepmom - - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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Emma - 17/03/2021 22:59

Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML

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meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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Cute

StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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elchapin562 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:02

damn he F'd his life really quickly and young

_Noon_ 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:01

Omg, FYL. He didn't tell you?!

marleytooyou 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:50

hahahahahahaha REJECTED

kaitlyn3xo 0

Friday 16 July 2010 5:41

wrap it before you tap it

Twix619 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 3:58

at least he kept the baby instead of runnin off like off like other guys

jtconstant 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 8:38

Run.

IntoTheClouds 42

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:29

These comments make me sick. The ignorance of people is astounding.

AriaSkie16 0

Monday 23 May 2011 21:49

Are you positive its his and not a siblings?! And if it is his then DAMMNNNN... -__-

snippitydiggity 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:45

at least he is honest

lilcec76 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:56

you dont that its ho son he could have a sister or brother tht is older than him!

Imachillifilliz 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:03

Don't judge. You don't know how he got into the situation. And if you really cared about him you would accept it. Speaking from experience.

shopfitch 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 9:35

Sounds like a scum bag. I would break up with him if he was keeping it from you.

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Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

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Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

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Today, my latest date ended so badly that I was back home by 8 p.m., drunk on cheap wine, and screaming at myself in the mirror, “What is wrong with you?” FML

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Today, for the hundredth time this year, I was told to lose weight. As an adult, I weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. FML

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