Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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Top comments
elchapin562 0
damn he F'd his life really quickly and young
_Noon_ 0
Omg, FYL. He didn't tell you?!
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Comments (101)
marleytooyou 0
hahahahahahaha REJECTED
kaitlyn3xo 0
wrap it before you tap it
Twix619 0
at least he kept the baby instead of runnin off like off like other guys
jtconstant 0
Run.
IntoTheClouds 42
These comments make me sick. The ignorance of people is astounding.
AriaSkie16 0
Are you positive its his and not a siblings?! And if it is his then DAMMNNNN... -__-
snippitydiggity 0
at least he is honest
lilcec76 0
you dont that its ho son he could have a sister or brother tht is older than him!
Imachillifilliz 2
Don't judge. You don't know how he got into the situation. And if you really cared about him you would accept it. Speaking from experience.
shopfitch 7
Sounds like a scum bag. I would break up with him if he was keeping it from you.