Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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elchapin562 0
damn he F'd his life really quickly and young
_Noon_ 0
Omg, FYL. He didn't tell you?!
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Comments (101)
Chicostick 0
Kid at 16? Yeah that's a bit of a turn off there ain't it? The whole "mistakes happen" bullshit is old and tired. There's so many different forms of birth control now that accidental pregnancies only happen when both the people involved were idiots. And if it was some "drunken accident," that's an even better sign of a real winner. Dump him. So what if he's "involved in his kids life." He shouldn't even have a kid. And if by "involved" you mean making his parents carry the burden.
wow18 3
The person who said maybe he has other siblings, didn't mean the child is a sibling. The person meant, the child could be his brother/sister's.
fantasyworld 39
The FML says it's his.
ViKAx3 0
To me, it sounds a bit fake. But... I mean, you never know. and so what if you're sixteen? If Secret Life can do it, why not? (:
whoabiach 0
ya that mom was warning that somethign like that might happen to u
Matzaball300 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha are u sure ur not the mother???
KayleeFrye 39
If the kid belonged to a 16 year old girl, everyone would be calling her "****" and "*****." When the baby belongs to a 16 year old boy, all everyone talks about is how "at least he's part of the child's life." Double standard, where? How come it's socially acceptable for guys to have sex at any age they want to, but a woman is labeled as a *****? OP-Dump the guy, he should have told you, and you should enjoy being young. He has responsibilities, and is going to have to become an adult at a young age. It doesn't mean you should, too.
scateice 0
Wow, that's true...
ziqi92 0
sounds like the story of etipus rex (or however u spell it)
mylifeisfedddddd 0
maybe ur bf has another older brother or sister?
Punnichygurl 0
it doesnt really shock me. my sister had her first kid when she was 16 and my friend just had a baby girl like a few months ago and she only 14 its not that big of a deal.
fwongraven 10
It's a sad world when that's considered 'not that big of a deal'.
heartbroken_mama 0
omg i hate ppl who hate on ppl having kids young and being single i am a single 19 with a 2 and half old get over it at least he in that kids life right