Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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elchapin562 0
damn he F'd his life really quickly and young
_Noon_ 0
Omg, FYL. He didn't tell you?!
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Comments (101)
yourdumb 0
you're 16. either support the fact he has a child and is actually apart of the kids life. or dump his ass.
your_face 15
I agree - I think that being part of the baby's life shows that at least he's responsible and willing to do the right thing. And it's not like he wants you to be the stepmom yet, right? At least I hope not... Just be careful not to be the next girl he gets pregnant.
Adamt 0
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maybe he has a brother or sister... retard
meandonlyme 0
wtf tard?
fantasyworld 39
The FML says that the baby is his.
allysonnn 0
ooo...that sucks
tubaguy42 0
you don't remember being pregnant or giving birth?
Widener2012 0
Uhm, her boyfriends baby and the mother is another girl.
tubaguy42 0
I know. I was kidding.
hanic101 0
Wow. Make sure you check all the condoms before you use them.
hahathatsux 0
no you're all missing the point his age doesn't ******* matter OP's boyfriend had sex with his own mom and had a kid FYL
hahathatsux 0
i wonder how many people are gonna be like wtf tard? or how many people are gonna believe it
cl9595 0
lol i was reading it and i was like O.o
UpYourself 0
Well thats what I thought the first time but it doesn't say that its an incest story anywhere, nor does it suggest incest so wtf tard
TheOneG 0
Idiot. he did'nt have sex with his mom. how can you think that? HE had sex with another girl. and she gave birth. and at the moment or permanently he has the baby.
your_face 15
He did not have sex with his mom - the story clearly states that she is the GRANDMOTHER.
YDIBITCHES 0
I thought that at first too but then I reread it
KingAfter 0
how can he not tell you that before inviting you??? that's so weird! dump him!
shootingstar8D 0
Dump him
starstruckkitten 1
omg, it's like a real-life Oedipus. Ew.
Widener2012 0
It doesn't say that. The boyfriends mother said that it's her grandchild.