Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, my ex-wife got engaged to the guy who she started dating two weeks into our six month "trial separation." I can't even get a date.. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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ilovedinosawers 17
Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."
MrSarcasmic 10
don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you
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Comments (103)
perdix 31
Rubbing your nose in it will mean a lot to her. I hope your wedding present to the couple was a plaster cast of your penis. Everyone loves a gag gift!
RedPillSucks 33
He wasn't big enough to make her gag.
amDes 11
I'll slap her for you OP
jagdstl 2
Get it on with her little sister, if she has one of the age of consent, in the back pews.
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
What a bitch.
bluehero 17
I accidentally hit you deserved it but I also hit your life sucks. I'm assuming the others accidentally hit you deserved it too because you certainly don't! I hate cheaters.
\ 28
Isn't that quite a bit of bullshit... Be gracious, OP. You've been spared a lifetime with this dishonest vixen.
TogeBara 12
Attend and when they say "are there any reasons as to why these two" blah blah blah, stand up and say, "This **** cheated on me with you, and you expect her to marry you and remain loyal? HA!" Then leave.
egrudy 9
I hope you said Hell no!
Adhdkid107 9
But then he'll be "the douchebag" who didn't show up. Also who didn't be the better man. But I agree with you completely, I'm just saying.
bluehero 17
How can you expect an ex-husband to attend your wedding? Especially when you cheated on him. Wtf lol she's the douchebag.
fatlemonjefferso 8
Politely decline. But if you must go, bring a woman who is way prettier than your ex even if you have to pay someone to go with you. It will distract her to no end on her fabulous day.
tarabara17 15
At "Speak now or forever hold your piece" make that your big moment