Fatty
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Hefty
Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
roeallen 11
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
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Comments (213)
JamesRay 3
Am I the only one who thinks it odd, that she thinks being pinned against the wall is romantic and for her to be making out with someone she just "likes"?
granolabutt8 7
No, they're just kissing, calm down. You won't kiss someone until you're married?
IrishPrincess18 0
That's ok, some boys are just weak!
unknown103 0
u should lose some weight!
coldagony 0
Are you fat? Or is he just weak?
OHnathanIO 4
I tried that once only to realize I was too zapped of energy to actually do it..lol
alexandrab 0
you need a stronger man. to be be able to pick you up is a must. get rid of him now you will thank me in the long run
JoyceeFruit 3
try the bed
laney1809 0
so are you fat or does the dude just have no muscle...or both??
mikelovesbubes 0
18 people agree lmao
afulks78 11
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