Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
Your boyfriend is a win.
RedPillSucks 33
so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?
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Comments (85)
davekron 0
ditto. dumb questions do not deserve good answers.
mycomment 0
I agree with # 6
Hwikek 2
You strike me as a fan of Japanese cartoon shows
melainie 0
tell him to grow some bigger muscles. what a weak pièce of shit. every Man should be able to catch there girlfriend if she falls.
Aaron810 6
Grow some muscles? Like plant muscle seeds and wait for them to grow? Also, it was a ******* joke you dumb bitch! Calm your ****!
jenna333 1
well said 58. completely agree.
moityrr 0
hahahahaha.....ok that was funny OP. I'm sure he was just being funny :)
gremlin87 0
When you ask a question like that you're leaving yourself wide open for a joke like that. Get over it.
buggybeauty 0
YDI for being a cliche!
slientwhisper 0
lol! that's funny!
baybegurl 0
haha lmfao well ain't your bf a win!! xD