Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML
Today, I learned that kicking an armed mugger's ass is something that only happens in movies, and that brass knuckles are really fucking painful. FML
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
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Top comments
junkman6 22
If I could, I would high five that mime.
countryb_cth 38
And what did we learn here today? Hmmm.. Oh that's right, don't be an asshole
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Comments (71)
limabeans101029 21
Was that not obvious already?
hk1998 8
Haha you deserved that, dont mess with mimes!
earthsong_ 8
You totally deserved that, you ********. Do me a favor: Don't reproduce.
Tsukiyomi 16
Kinda figured you would dodge that OP
_Lenah_ 20
Didn't you know? They're not actually trapped in an invisible box.
aeisha26 12
........silently of course.
middlenamefrank 8
Everybody agrees miming is totally lame. But the huge majority of us just walk on by, letting the dork(s) be dorky if he (they) want to be. How hard is that?
MzZombicidal 36
I, personally, don't think miming is lame and I doubt the ones miming think it is either. :P
mkayden 23
MimeLAD
Kazze 31
"************, don't make me break out of this box!"
BradTheBrony 19
Actually, he said " " because he's a mime.
TPrice21 2
What exactly made you think that someone who chose to be a mime for a living was mentally stable?