Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
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homedoggieo 0
Curtains. A sound investment.
midget_chinese 0
lol technically he was.... but in all seriousness, FYL for having an overly observant old neighbour
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StallionDuck 0
**** I was confused for a while over this one xD You really should've closed your curtains, or danced naked in another part of the house where nobody is able to see in. FYL for having a disgusting, pervy old man for a neighbor though. Sorry about that... :/
mcutzu 0
omfg.....it's funny and damn sad at the same time .... damn old perv!
flowerette 1
He was watching *your* birdy. Lolol
IAmAJellyDonut 0
Okay, I'm really appalled that people are saying you deserve it. Yes, curtains are helpful. That doesn't mean that it's your fault that your neighbor is a creepy perv. FYL.
brixy_mad 0
okay dont laugh but what does "YDI" mean??
monkey314159 0
No, but I bet he saw a bird's nest.
leyalu 0
Were you my roommate at YWW this summer? o.O She lives in NY and this definitely sounds like something she'd do.
RatIsKing 0
you shouldve given him a bird to watch :)
JarretB18 0
maybe if you were a boy he would be
tdd1006 0
you should be happy your good looking enough for a creepy pervert to watch you... LOL