Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
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homedoggieo 0
Curtains. A sound investment.
midget_chinese 0
lol technically he was.... but in all seriousness, FYL for having an overly observant old neighbour
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onizukasuplex 0
You helped the fossil draw wood for the first time in 30 years
ultraslick 0
I love when women are this naive. Guys will spend thousands of dollars on telescopes for the chance to peep in on a woman in a t-shirt.
ebisu91 3
did he talk pic of u could i have 1 I hope ur hot
cs68507 0
You should have just stared at him and made sexual faces. Either he'd freak and quit or come over to marry you haha!
whywearpants 0
i was thinking the same thing #62. herbert is gay though. but yeah YDI for not having blinds but i still agree fyl cuz your neighbor shouldnt be peeping. especially someone of his old age.
Ranoona 0
YDI for not closing your windows.
good_life35 0
i'm not gonna say YDI b/c it's true, dancing naked has to be one of the funnest things to do; but if you didn't think about closing your windows, why the **** were you dancing in front of it, you didn't deserve it, but you kinda asked for it.
ummwoahx3 0
Ever heard the term "naked as a jaybird"? Yeah. He was birdwatching. (:
BLNovelist 0
I'm going to have to say FYL - because silly or not for not closing the shades, having the windows cleared is NOT an invitation for the neighbors to peer in to see what is going on inside.
I_am_stupid_also 6
If she has the right to jiggle her junk in front of the window, then then dude has the right to point his binoculars from inside his own home.
ohshitcock 0
always make sure that the window shades are down first common! common sense lady.