Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
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A07 48
It's the thought that counts OP, and I'm sorry for your dog
renrioku 15
Sorry for your loss OP, but your girlfriend may not have known the situation.
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Comments (41)
FelicityWishes 32
It's a nice gesture. I'm sorry for your loss :( thought everyone knew that you don't feed chocolate to dogs.. Guess not.
RedCronos 17
I'll take it if you don't want it.
flannelboss27 17
Gosh darn Op, that sucks like all hell, I know the feeling of losing a pet all too well myself, I just lost one of my dogs this Monday, but, in any case, I'm sure your girlfriend didn't know the circumstance, and I'm sure she meant well
citrusglass 22
Sorry for your loss, OP :( at least you have a caring girlfriend who's trying to comfort you.
CosmicElk 26
hey she made you a cake, she cares about you, thats a positive :) sorry about your dog though :(
mineller 24
So sorry about your dog, OP! I hope it makes you feel better that you have a wonderful girlfriend, who probably didn't have a clue as to how she could cheer you up, but still tried!
Aspirax 13
That must have been a lot of chocolate.
CaroLouWho 10
My condolences for the loss of your dog. I'm sure she thought she was doing something nice for you, so don't blame her too much. She sounds like a sweetheart, though.
vikky538 29
If you like chocolate that counts
lyn87 7
Eh. Honest mistake. Don't worry about that. It's the thought. On to your dad-why the **** did he feed your dog chocolate? It BETTER have been accidental. If not, he better pay for all expenses and he is a careless IDIOT BI am so sorry. That's heartbreaking.