Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
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A07 48
It's the thought that counts OP, and I'm sorry for your dog
renrioku 15
Sorry for your loss OP, but your girlfriend may not have known the situation.
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Comments (41)
hman1025 17
She couldn't have known, op. Losing a pet is hard, best of luck recovering.
graydonsimmons 6
Girlfriend honest mistake... Your dad... That's just incompetence
Dekat121 24
Your girlfriend did a really nice thing, the FML should really be about how much of a dimwit OP's dad is for feeding a dog chocolate
rorex 26
Appreciate that she made you something to try to make you feel better
Witchylady 18
I am so sorry for your loss. most people are ignorant when it comes to chocolate and dogs. Hopefully his actions resulted from an innocent mistake and not maliciousness. I wish you the best and take all the time you need to grieve. Animals are fur- babies that are just as much a part of a family as any child.
mliajkfml 15
FYL OP, but I don't think it's a problem that you have a chocolate cake unless you have a dog, so...
Zack325 10
She tried
randommanwill 11
It's not like she tried to feed the chocolate cake to another of your dogs. She tried to cheer you up, and while I get that it sucks, it's more of a bad reminder rather than your gf screwing up your day. Either way, head up OP, losing a pet is never easy so I hope you can find some peace of mind soon. Sorry for your loss.