Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
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rosiegrewup 0
What a douchey thing to do! If they couldn't afford it for both, they shouldn't have given it to one. I'm sorry, man.
socializer1 0
:( that sucks! Way to go mom *rolls eyes*
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loser_fml 1
oh god, these kinds of things make me SO angry. what you need to do is; find a poo (any poo, dog poo, human poo, same effect either way) wrap it in really nice paper/gift box give to mother on her birthday when she says 'WTF' say 'well maybe you could treat that like shit rather than me' but seriously, sorry to hear that mate. and happy birthday
Apd 0
thats mean p.s. its my b day today too
pologirl 0
I really don't like calling other people's mom's a b*tch but I think yours seems to deserve it in this case.
seriously17 0
That sucks but at least you got something. I'm a twin and my parents forgot my birthday but remembered my sister's.
shalvius 3
you should say to her "hey, i'm not (your name), i'm (your sisters name)" :D ok, seriously i'm sorry, thats sucks
ummmyeahhh 0
#66- how does that happen? did they forget you were twins?
Plaps 0
for their anniversary dad gets a ticket to a cruise and mom gets q-tips
JessxMaxine 0
thats some cold game. Xo
muse88 0
that is sooo jacked man!!!
Jimboom 12
Give back the gift certificate.. tell your mom that she needs it more