Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought I would be nice and cook them both a dinner along with my own. Mine took a little longer to cook, so they ate before me and went back to her bedroom. I ate alone to the sound of them having fun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML
Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
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FYLDeep 26
They didn't want to wait too long for dessert.
playalovegame 0
fyl... at least they left the room first.
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Dirtyrabbitgoo 0
sex anytime Is great haha
stacers 0
Okay think about it. If parents waited until their kids went to school to have sex again then all siblings would be 4/5 years apart. The majority of people that I know with siblings are closer to 2 years apart. If you're arguement is going to be that people shouldn't have sex when ANYONE ELSE is in the house (which is a pretty absurd arguement by the way) then you're better off arguing playdates or daycare. Also, the OP is obviously not THAT young because they cooked dinner, I'm assuming, without supervision. The OP made it pretty clear that it was just the three of them--the kicker of the FML is that he had to eat dinner ALONE.
TheRipper_fml 0
When we have sex and others are in the house, my girlfriend and I just keep it down. Sex is natural, but it's also private and everyone else in the house shouldn't know you're getting it on.
black_knight402 0
60 that be ur every day southern redneck
birthdaybitch123 0
i wouldve went up there and scared the shit out of them and like just burst through the door screaming!
mrzero 0
threesome sounds good
dontxaskxme 0
to everyone saying threesome, it's his SISTER and her boyfriend
ninba20 0
what the hell..and u didnt do noting y?.....
kekelala3 0
HER bed. she'll do what she wants to in I and when.
phreshboi 1
haha it's funny cuase ur user name describes what you just siad