Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought I would be nice and cook them both a dinner along with my own. Mine took a little longer to cook, so they ate before me and went back to her bedroom. I ate alone to the sound of them having fun. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML
Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
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FYLDeep 26
They didn't want to wait too long for dessert.
playalovegame 0
fyl... at least they left the room first.
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Comments (110)
CallMeHush 1
WooHoo! I'll get the latex!
playalovegame 0
fyl... at least they left the room first.
FYLDeep 26
Does anyone else see this FML on the iPod app but not on the website? The same thing happened to me yesterday.
fisheatsbear 6
its in the intimacy section on the website. ipod cant do that
Yaseeher 0
takes time to update both, it shouldnt take longer than 5 mins for both to be up to date.
treasurechest 0
yes iPod can!
Giorgio272 2
should just join in next time. suck some dick and eat some pussy. he won't mind and hey you will get some much needed sex baby.
quikwit1212 0
It's a guy, if he was gay, he might suck some dick, but eat out his sister? Gross.
fisheatsbear 6
if op was a girl then it would be fine? lol
CallMeHush 1
OK, who is wearing the ball gag tonight?
Yaseeher 0
Haha i just realised they removed the fingernail fml like 2 minutes prior to it being posted. =|
fisheatsbear 6
i thought that the fmls looked funny
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
if nobody had sex while other people were in the house everyone would be an only child
FYLDeep 26
There won't be screaming if you remember the gags.
CallMeHush 1
It did, but for some strange reason I can't keep my leg from shaking.
CallMeHush 1
I could have sworn I had an extra pair of nipple clamps in this bag... ~frowns~