Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was craving some comfort food, so I grabbed a bag of nachos from the cupboard and sat down to binge-watch Netflix. As I opened the bag, the chips exploded everywhere, spilling all over the couch, and floor. I spent the next half hour picking up crumbs while my dog and cats happily ate the scraps. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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truslide 0
making a nacho? you fail
MtVernonVA 0
1. Some cat food is really good. 2. Some beans are really bad. /I believe
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Comments (128)
rukusrazor 0
Nothing is as filling as a single nacho.
hydronium 0
What kind of person puts cat food in a plastic container in the fridge?
The_Master 0
was it any good?
AnneFTW 17
That was smart.
Callyn 47
Seriously, so ******* what? It's not like cat food is poisonous and you obviously didn't notice that it was cat food, I don't get the problem.
Jitterbugs232 0
this made me lol out loud! hahahha
dabomblyktiktikk 0
i c. this ones special ^^ u laffed out loud out loud ?
Don_fml 0
You couldn't tell the difference between refriend beans and cat food? Bull.
arstef90 5
mmmmm... delicious
TheDarkoprince 0
Okay well whether it tastes good or smelled good or whatever else people are saying. Why would you not look at what you got out of the fridge? Do you just randomly pull containers/cans out without looking at what's inside? YDI
CarpeDM 0
This is such a load of crap. No one on earth is dumb enough to mistake cat food for beans.