Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML
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Today, I was craving some comfort food, so I grabbed a bag of nachos from the cupboard and sat down to binge-watch Netflix. As I opened the bag, the chips exploded everywhere, spilling all over the couch, and floor. I spent the next half hour picking up crumbs while my dog and cats happily ate the scraps. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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truslide 0
making a nacho? you fail
MtVernonVA 0
1. Some cat food is really good. 2. Some beans are really bad. /I believe
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Comments (128)
Mikey_Fiddler 0
how do you "make a nacho" LOL
asw_wsa 0
you fail for making A nacho. and double fail for eating your one nacho with a whole can of cat food on it.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
ok im sorry ; i really dont leik bein a qrammar nazi ; but this 1... u were makinq A NACHO ? how do u make A NACHO? how do u put a can of cat food / refried beans on ONE NACHO ? now that im done.... i lol*ed. thats funny. but... im not qunna vote cuz i think its stupid. its just cat food. its probably healthier than the refried beans wud have been
jonnystitt 0
You're an idiot #99. If you're going to be a grammer nazi, try spelling at least 3 workds in your comment right...
brandonwong 18
aparently it was good cat food
sparklies 0
just one nacho?
katiebethss 0
you were making a single nacho?
Deathhollas55 0
so, you just made one nacho? Must've beed a damn big one...
katesaba1022 0
really r u that dumb....refried beans in plastic?? wow
skreech96 0
^ this.
raeka 1
why is nobody questioning the "I was making a nacho" part?! surely they meant taco or something koz aren't nachos the triangle shaped crisps (or 'chips' for all you Americans)?
BrotherPhil 35
I think the OP is possibly referring to a plate of tortilla chips topped with melted nacho cheese and other tasty bits, such as refried beans and chillies. The ones you buy in a bag are nacho cheese flavour tortilla chips.