Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was craving some comfort food, so I grabbed a bag of nachos from the cupboard and sat down to binge-watch Netflix. As I opened the bag, the chips exploded everywhere, spilling all over the couch, and floor. I spent the next half hour picking up crumbs while my dog and cats happily ate the scraps. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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truslide 0
making a nacho? you fail
MtVernonVA 0
1. Some cat food is really good. 2. Some beans are really bad. /I believe
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Comments (128)
poocherz97 3
I literally cant stop laughing at the fact that OP said "making a nacho"
OctoberRainfall 13
YDI for eating refried beans. Just kidding, btw, but seriously. Cat food is better XP
muffin278 1
If you couldn't taste the difference that must mean your cat gets some good food.
katiedoll6 7
Well if you didn't taste the cat-food it's fine like humans can eat it really it's just meat and maybe jelly or gravy or just dry cat-food
guyfawke 5
did the cat food taste good?
gitaly101 3
Wow, are you retarded or something? A can of cat food looks nothing like a can of refried beans! YDI!
diamondbaby16 4
Well so much for refried beans
CammyGal 26
A nacho? Just one?
MexicanTexasQtt 9
That's disgusting IMO. YDI though. Anyone who has a cat should know how canned cat food has a very distinct smell.
Rissa11 9
Cat food has a very distinctive smell. Wtf.