Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML
Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
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Skills69 0
Give them laxatives
benefiits 0
fart on their pillows... Butt naked.
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cptpillpopper 0
little warm water and they would loss themselves and their old so its believable.
buddasrhino 0
Throw their bags on the front lawn and set them on fire. When they run out to extinguish the fire turn on the sprinklers. Then go inside, lock the door, and have a beer.
BabbiiLovvee 0
I bet your cousin doesn't complain as much as you. -____-
FlyingWhisps 5
That's because they like her more and are nice to her
calishac 0
My grandparents do the same thing to me but there gifts aren't so crappy
chanchan127 1
no way I'm the sane story only I have a twin and my cUz is the sane age my grandma calls me fat all the time and well I'm not close with that sixe at all
th3hardrocker 12
Just wait, they'll die soon enough
RowRow_fml 3
My dads parents pretty much do this all the time. I'm 21 and now I just ignore them.
Spencepat 0
Hey, it's cool you live In Cali, you look super chill too!
purelyviolin 2
Even grandparents have favorites
Chris20003 17
Don't worry you will outlive them and everything will be cool.