Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
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Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML
Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
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Skills69 0
Give them laxatives
benefiits 0
fart on their pillows... Butt naked.
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Comments (96)
makevelli187 0
PINK EYE! Hahaha #6 lol
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
I hate grandparents >.>
Neonnight 0
Nice food always wins
lena6310 0
I agree with 45
chosha_fml 27
Next time they say you aren't good enough, tell them they suck at being grandparents, too, so you're a good match. Don't buy into people's bullshit just because they're related to you. Don't feel the need to be polite to assholes just because they're old.
Wtf91101 3
Relatives suck!
eradonnes 0
tell them there old
d3n1n4_fml 5
Sólo mándalos a tomar una soda...LOL...you'll have to translate that xD 'a tomar una soda? could be changed for 'a la chingada?
Raheemdplayer 7
That's like when I received all B's in my GCSE's and one A, and my granddad wasn't impressed and says he expects better in my A-Levels, which are 10x harder.
danaref 0
haha,sounds just like my grand parents.. i hear your pain