Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML
Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
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Skills69 0
Give them laxatives
benefiits 0
fart on their pillows... Butt naked.
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Comments (96)
charlotte100 2
At least u don't live close to them.
missbadluk 0
Sounds like what happens to me when I USED TO visit my mom. I finally quit inviting her or going to see her bc I don't want to be reminded of all my flaws every single time. Just saying.
pdp_fml 21
You just can't choose who your relatives are. Just try to avoid seeing them. Make excuses next time if they visit your family. You're not Korean are you?
perdix 31
I'll bet your parents forced your grandparents to visit. Although you are fat, monolingual and ignorant of the fundamentals of science, they are really bitter about having to come to Texas where the temperatures still hit the mid 90s, there's a drought and wildfires, and the pretty-boy idiot governor may become president.
dirtyfivethirty 0
Yep, I love you.
blondeeni 0
Should have shoved the pretzel up their arse and thrown the book at their head as you kicked them out of your life
steviesnm 6
Oh man, that sucks. I had grandparents like that. Always telling you how their other grandkids are better. Drove me insane! Good luck, old people are harsh, haha!
franticravyn 7
Sounds like my grandparents. Just ignore 'em and enjoy your pretzel.
ZielZone 4
Sucks to be you
pyrogirl6622 0
Well tell them since your not good enough to atop visiting because you don't need their BS.
krysxkatastrophe 14
And you're just gonna sit there and take it? Stand up for yourself!