Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
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Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
Today, I was dealing with a psychiatric patient with a colonostomy bag. She got agitated and ripped the bag from her abdomen and threw it at my face. I got a bag filled with poop thrown at my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
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DarkMirror 0
o.O I think the only thing you can say in that situation is "Oh shit!"
yer_maw 1
SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting
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Comments (339)
artisticlicense 0
F her life. To have shit coming out of your mouth is pretty much worse than having someone vomit/shit on you.
numbers_fml 0
#145, it's a violation because the only use of telling pt cases is to other health care providers, such as students or the responding EMS or any medical professionals involved in the care of the pt for the benefit of the pt and for quality assurance, to improve the care provided by professionals in future situations. if said individual or family members came on to this site, they may recognize the situation and may not be too pleased that someone is having fun by posting it on this website. that is why it is a violation of HIPAA.
Kookylad 0
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fylcuzthatsfunny 0
Yum. Opened your mouth to catch some?
sirjohnly 0
FAKE!!!! All the fecal matter is accumulated inside the large intestine. There wouldn't be enough to accumulate into the small intestine (which is much much longer than the large intestine), especially up to her stomach. It would probably take weeks of buildup, at which point she would have already died from poisoning due to the toxins in the fecal matter.
raged_fml 0
glad people working in hospitals like to share things about patients over the internet...
shirvon100 0
that is the mst disgusting thng i have ever heard even more than 2 girls one cup
manowar13 0
Definitely fake. Feces cannot back up that much! And even then, FHL she's the one that had to have that sh** in her mouth.
FurIife 0
Um how is this a FML for you, if you are a doctor shouldn't you be used to this sort of stuff?
meluvshellokitty_fml 0
i think i would have puked too. barfing up her own poo? damn, your job sucks.