Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
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Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
Today, I was dealing with a psychiatric patient with a colonostomy bag. She got agitated and ripped the bag from her abdomen and threw it at my face. I got a bag filled with poop thrown at my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
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DarkMirror 0
o.O I think the only thing you can say in that situation is "Oh shit!"
yer_maw 1
SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting
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96Pickle 0
I'm sorry... Gah that sucks! I would puke back on her!!!
johnts03 8
To Mr. Reference A Medical Book: I did reference a medical book. If you look at the small print right below the definition on this webpage http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/fecal+vomiting you will see: The American Heritage® Medical Dictionary Copyright © 2007, 2004 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. So, please, take the time to do your homework before making baseless accusations.
Nidiamazing 0
Wow FYL.
Vitamin_C 0
To all you morons crying fake - it's not. It's entirely possible. And #153, just because you CAN get a perforated bowel doesn't mean that you always will. #192 - YOU obviously have no understanding of the human digestive system so STFU. This happened to a friend of mine in medical school - his patient basically vomited diarrhea from being blocked up for a number of days... FYL buddy, but it does come with the territory!
nizmotuner 0
FYL. We all appreciate all the bs people in your field go through. Sucks for both of you honestly
johnts03 8
Also, do a Pubmed search for "copremesis" and you'll come up with an article published in a German gastroentology journal in 2002. Copremesis is listed as a symptom of gastrocolic fistula. Copremesis is, of course, the vomiting of fecal matter (look up the definition if you don't believe me).
TuxRug 0
Fyl, but I feel worse for the pacient. Being so clogged up that poop comes out your mouth is much worse than getting it on your clothes.
jnic 0
Holy shit #11. Are you serious? Can I have your name? So I can make sure never to have you as my doctor. Hopefully you're in your first semester or year of med school... but still.
OMGQueenB 0
THIS CAN REALLY HAPPEN. I'm not going to flick through a medical textbook to show you it can happen, but seriously, go ask your local doctors. OP: FYL. So so much.
Zenma 0
That sounds pretty "shitty" man.