Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
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ollierocks96 0
I actually did have this happen
cch2010 0
thats nasty
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Comments (61)
lunytunes88 0
it's breeding season for them.
natedog12 0
Im guessing this is completely made up how the **** would this happen that it just perfectly goes right into your mouth- (haha), right when you opened it? This is ****** bullshit
Ascaryrobot 0
It's called coincidence you cynical *******..
silbern 0
I call bullshit on this one.
ssasjb01 0
shit happens, it's called coincidence!!!
Person1233 13
Ollierocks96 seems like a real poser name, lol...
blazeup420 0
Sounds like bullshit if u ask me...
dontizzle 0
if that happened to me i would absolutley KILL the guy who flicked it.
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
Today, whilke eating lunch outside i realized it minus 30 celsius and my left nut just froze off, FML lol i know it would never actually happen but some days it feels cold enough to happen
a192837465 0
redbluegreen do you remember what book that was? that was like my favorite book
loveyahun 0
ewwwwwwww!! I would start screaming!!