4evalone
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monterey, United States
Happy Halloween!
Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML
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movaa 11
Pizza > boyfriend.
Ieri 31
Well at least you had a realistic costume!
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Comments (80)
FelixJC 14
That sounds like a pretty good night to me. I was never one for getting black out drunk with a huge group of friends. That, and I love pizza a little more than I should.
Mortoli 30
Yum pizza. You didn't save me any did you? Lol
kitten1800 18
I was dressed as a fast food worker who didn't get out of work until 1am :p I like yours better
igive 29
right, "costume."
ostfaiz 18
Single girl! No bra! Nice!
AloysiusWeasley 15
Same here, but I reheated some delightful seafood chowder instead. Being single means do whatever you want, OP. :)
DenverTyrrell 13
You wasn't the only one :) well I wasn't a single girl but you get my point :P
Llamasaur 14
I feel ya hon
Mheros 1
as a single lady on holloween? you probably could have just asked someone to come over and be single with you. maybe even get some holloween giggity going
SlyCooper15 16
Don't worry, I was in the same position
Ki11erC 18
Scary how many people seem to walk around with plates of pizza. Personally I must say I prefer to sit and eat not just wander aimlessly.