4evalone
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monterey, United States
Happy Halloween!
Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML
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movaa 11
Pizza > boyfriend.
Ieri 31
Well at least you had a realistic costume!
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Ieri 31
Well at least you had a realistic costume!
movaa 11
Pizza > boyfriend.
Martijn1102 14
Pizza's don't hug very well ...
kurodansei 16
Not true. As a boyfriend, we BUY pizza so free pizza > pizza, boyfriend = free pizza, boyfriend > pizza.
sayyestothedress 24
#28 your comment is confusing!
False_Stupidity 42
Let me break it down for you #43... 1. Free Pizza is better than pizza 2. Having a boyfriend equals free pizza 3. Therefore boyfriend is better than pizza.
DogeMan 14
Video games> girlfriend lol
MeanBeagle 22
I'm pretty sure the equation goes. pizza + single girl = boyfriend
yzzob 3
yes!!
Im2Shy 16
Comfort and rest is good for the soul once in a while. I enjoyed sharing the same costume as you and there were so many awesome classic halloween movies on TV last night :-)
Ichiya 29
I wore the same thing, but as a guy.
Ltsdragons 19
Or you could dress up as yourself and say you're dressed as a pedestrian :P
keiNan_fml 35
with extra cheese???
rosha267 21
That sounds like an awesome night to me!
Hime9908 22
If you add red wine
miianah1 22
I guess everyday is October 31st for me
invadermaythe1st 35
I prefer wearing my hoodie with my bra on, but thats just me I hope you enjoyed yourself either way!
notgointoeurope 11
Hello Tavros!
guinea_pigs 9
That actually sounds like a dream Friday night to me! I love pizza, and who needs a bra, anyway? Keep your head up, OP!
Ichiya 29
I think bras are rather comfy o.O
brivielle 15
I think bras are from hell. They are like a cage squeezing my soul outta my chest. I hate them!!! #bralessmomentshappymoments :p
Ichiya 29
You had me until the hashtag shit. After that...well lets just say the thoughts that went through my head weren't pretty.
chrisstachon 30
pfshh call some friends over for a Halloween party and get some shots going. It's better to make your own fun.
lifesentence 11
I think the point is that she has no friends
meli1195 31
or maybe she just doesn't feel like getting shitfaced like everyone else
WCARlover 35
And I was dressed as a single girl/miserable student who had 5 chapters to read, an essay to write, a 20 min video to analyze and countless equations to memorize. But life goes on. Besides, you had pizza AND didn't have to wear a bra...sounds like a pretty good night to me
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Right there with you. Mid-semester is just a blast...