4evalone
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monterey, United States
Happy Halloween!
Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML
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movaa 11
Pizza > boyfriend.
Ieri 31
Well at least you had a realistic costume!
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emmaaadotcom 20
Me everyday... At least on Halloween you have an excuse.
ThePaperDragon 31
An. . .? The suspense is killing me!
emmaaadotcom 20
I hate to be a grammar Nazi like yourself, but an is always used before a word starting with a vowel.
emmaaadotcom 20
Although it does also sometimes determine on how you pronounce the word (if you really want to be picky).
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
18, you're AN idiot.
orbit 22
it sounds weird because you pronounce excuse as x cuse. It's just like a hour vs an hour. An hour sounds better because you pronounce it our.
RA91 26
Lol, nice!
Vegetarian27 24
"An hour" is grammatically correct because you pronounce it as having a vowel at the start. Just like you'd say "a one hundred percent chance..." because it is pronounced as having a consonant at the start.
devildog562 33
A cheese pizza , just for me.- sorry you didn't have anything to do on Halloween. Sounds like you were going to have a good time all by yourself though.
SassySoDak 2
We almost had the same costume! Except I was dressed up for a "date". I was supposed to be with a hot guy...he never came
sarkaar 30
Maybe he 'came' somewhere else. Sorry, couldn't pass up on that one.
ahippienamedrae 10
But hey, pizza rocks
3molliver3 16
That's my everyday costume
DragonDude 24
I don't see why you're complaining, you had pizza.
itwontvalidate 18
who cares, sounds like you had a great night!
Enslaved 38
Pajama pants? Sounds like you could have been a Walmart shopper too.
False_Stupidity 42
Especially being bra-less to complete the outfit!
uniformed 13
No bra nice should have told someone then u wouldn't be alone
RockinRandy 12
How is that a bad thing?