4evalone
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monterey, United States
Happy Halloween!
Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML
Top comments
movaa 11
Pizza > boyfriend.
Ieri 31
Well at least you had a realistic costume!
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Comments (80)
demonfacee 14
Pizza is much better than boyfriends. Pizza doesn't break your heart.
Dide9872 19
Sounds a lot like my Halloween. My friends blew me off for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Don't worry, I rock that look everyday :)
single_mommy 2
Story of my life lol
Tannasgh 22
Plenty of nice folks in the world..
SuperAwesomeMane 10
you uh....you single? ;D
AksentNetharia 12
Incoming "whats ur kik" comments.
RanaeBoocher 1
This sounds like me...I'm happily married though. :/
Rammer3500 23
You sound like my kind of girl
EatZombies 10
Me every day man. All you need is some comfortable clothes and pizza to have a good time