4evalone
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monterey, United States
Happy Halloween!
Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML
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movaa 11
Pizza > boyfriend.
Ieri 31
Well at least you had a realistic costume!
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depressed_child 19
At least pizza can't break up with you
False_Stupidity 42
Ah, But pizza will eventually leave you since it's a relationship doomed to be short lived. Everything about it will eventually turn to shit and you'll be glad to flush it out of your life.
pitapizzaparty 18
Your supposed to go door to door
worldclassrager 41
Who would have known? Share the pizza you might find a place to go maybe
kuikes 2
At least you got to eat a pizza. I had to sleep just to get up early and go to work at 6am.
skychu 18
I like the way you think!
cmo333 10
That's what I do every day...
payton_is_Vex 2
In sure wearing no bra and having pizza will get u a boyfriend
brendejafulable 41
hilarious
djstiv3 15
sexy. who doesnt want this? bring me some pizza a movie and that ass lol seriously who cares tho?
ARetardedSeal 24
woke up 5 am to get to school, came back 7:10 pm. that was my Halloween lol