BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
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Comments (248)
melibear89 7
What an idiot. Make her look like the Dumb shit that she is by proving her that they do exist In front of a group of people.
SoultheWolf 19
Your girlfriend is a moron.. Take her to an aquarium to prove her wrong.
jayellef 3
What's worse? Her openly mocking you about the existence of sea horses or the fact that you're with a dumb ass?
aceangel6 4
....just show her these comments...
harkerk87 3
Ur life isn't f'd u just have a gf that's obviously a space case
harkerk87 3
Ur life isn't f'd u just have a gf that's obviously a space case
Clamcreepy 7
Sounds like your girlfriend head is a gloomy you really need to enlighten her with some knowledge and fast.
RockVolley09 8
I don't think I could stay with someone that dumb.
quite_bored 9
Good luck finding anyone these days then.
brock329 3
Agreed
fedora11 12
Just run dude. Run far away.
Mearemoi 14
Seahorses are as fictional as her stupidity.