BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
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Comments (248)
ProhibitionRose 14
Sounds like a trip to an aquarium is in order.
mylifeisgreat9 13
Dump her non-believing ass!
obamathellama 0
...Unicorns aren't real?
AlaskanEskimo34 0
They are when you're high
linkinpark98 24
They live in Candy Mountain! What? You've never tried to go there?
A7xLover_ 6
All you have to do is put a banana in your ear
SaMmIMonster96 6
Shun the non believers!!! Shun shun...
SaMmIMonster96 6
And 67.. I'm sure you have had a hard time going there.. The leoplorodon doesn't like talking. A little secret, he is just high. If you give him food he will let you through ;)
ryry013 6
Show the smart lady a couple pictures of a seahorse. Send her a slideshow. Or just pretend she's right and wait for her to figure out the truth. That works too, probably a better idea.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, your girlfriend is clueless.
MehFest 0
Sea-horses? Preposterous!
SassieCat6 16
Almost as preposterous as her brain cells!
macdaddymady 8
She's going somewhere in life....
bizarre_ftw 22
The really depressing thing is it's not completely unlikely for that to be true *sigh*
Colonel_Lexi 18
...and she's taking the short bus to those places, 18!
Techtacular 0
Not into marine biology! c:
chubby_choco 17
And by 'somewhere,' you mean 'a promising future in modeling or ****,' right?
EpixFai1 1
Ya because who do u know in the nearest department store they don't have a unicorn
jellyD 1
There should be an IQ test before dating, weed out the 100's and below!
silentbutfunny 0
I dont think this is an issue of intelligence, but of ignorance.
Simoneaux17 11
A way to make sure a girl is smart (BEFORE you date her) is to give her your number not in normal digits..but in Roman numerals. If she's smart enough, she'll figure it out on her own.
meggers4408 0
Um...I think sea horses are real...
desireev 18
I think a part of my brain died a little as I was reading this... FYL OP!