BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
Top comments
saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (248)
yourXwillh8me 3
rhinoceroses are fat unicorns
eigelste 0
AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
lyssgross 16
Baby you for abs! Hit me up :) strength gross on Facebook
DontClickOnMe 28
Uh oh, we got a creeper on the loose!
Vulpes21 6
Pathetic levels rising
CODplayer777 0
True that
Ins_Knie 2
You are right, check dictionary.com definition 4 of 'unicorn'. By the word, a narwhal or narwhale is a unicorn, too.
Suba_fml 8
She can believe whatever she wants but openly mocking you like that was crossing the line.
krackednyc 0
Seriously?
loller27 6
shes blonde isnt she
ennamae17 9
That is an insult to blondes
chubby_choco 17
My ex is blonde, and she knows everything about everything. >_> OP's gf is just straight-up stupid.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
i'm blonde and i take no offense
aceangel6 4
I remember when I couldn`t convince my boyfriend that male seahorses are the ones that get pregnant. I googled it to show him.
Unincredible 5
No, the eggs are placed in the males pouch by the female so they can be fertilized. The babies later hatch from the eggs, grow and leave the male's pouch.
silentbutfunny 0
Yea, then men give birth. But they don't get pregnant.
quite_bored 9
Well this awkward.
uprising_fml 0
but they do get pregnant. " the eggs are placed in the males pouch by the female so they can be fertilized" how is that any different from a human male "placing" his sperm in a woman's body to fertilize the egg?
Jennielee 6
True that uprising! Lol, great point. They actually have contractions as well. They are pregnant and giving birth if you ask me.
Unincredible 5
Because they are placed in a pouch not a ****** and dont get pregnant but give birth.
pbol9876 6
Google it
xStaciexLynnx 15
You can also google unicorns and get 'real' results.
mattorama 15
Time for a trip to the aquarium.
Cablo_Gubla 2
Find a more intelligent female.
christinnaaa 10
you wrote in an extra me you idiot :p lol
chels1994 11
Google a picture of a seahorse (:
marceljedrasik 6
Haha shes gonna think its photoshop .... Take here scuba diving !