BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
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Calyx_fml 22
Show her pics of a leafy sea dragon and blow her mind
InUrArea 4
Promise not to make any children with her the world already has too many idiots
jthompson942 2
Ur girlfriend is an idiot because seahorses do exist she needs to visit an aquarium
chico1620 2
Of course seahorses don't exist. If they did, wouldn't there be sea-cowboys? : )
dani05 0
You should tell her there are other fish in the sea and leave her for brig such an airhead.
efro4472 1
You really brig good comments to the table don't you?
terrask 11
Do. not. spread. those. genes...
thatsmylyfe 13
You commented EXACTLY how i was going too!! with the periods for dramatic effect and all. lol BTW make her EAT HER WORDS! HAHA
SobrietyKills 14
Mhm. Make her eat unicorn flesh with a side of sea horse.
94twinkletoes 0
But seahorses are real...
BeyondVirtuoso 2
Oh yeah, she will definitely be attending Oxford real soon... 0_o
deequu 20
Guessing you both have never been to the Aquarium hey..
diesel1226 0
Order a pack of sea-monkeys and really give her a mind ****. I think they are genetically modified brine shrimp but that is not the point. Sea-Monkeys!
dragynfyre 4
lmao