BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
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I_am_original 1
Its ok, my girlfriend just tried telling me a few days ago that chuck norris didnt exist. Fortunately she realized how stupid that was and started laughing or i might have had to end things. Chuck Norris ftw
AquaKoala 0
Your girlfriend is stupid.
luciferhekuma 2
Then she should be your ex-girlfriend instead of your girlfriend. Do you really want to waste your time with someone who thinks that a seahorse is a mythical beast?
dearandy 0
are you implying that unicorns ARENT REAL?!
Nerdfightersrule 11
Your girlfriend is an idiot! Unicorns exist! Oh, and seahorses do too I guess. But especially unicorns. I named mine Frank. She is quite nice.
Nerdfightersrule 11
She disguises herself as a cat.
ChicaChica5683 0
YDI because at some point you thought dating her was a good idea...
Chris0 0
Must be really smart right ?
still_guns 16
If there were other people about, I hope they went along not long after and mocked her over how her brain is just a myth and exists only in fiction
ManiPaul 6
Umm, you should get out before she drags you down to her level of edumacation...
WillN210 7
so if she openly did it, wouldn't it be on her?