Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking with a friend and somehow the topic of Albert Einstein popped up. He started referring to Einstein as American and I laughed. I then realized he was serious. My IQ has dropped even further from Einstein's as a result of this. FML
Today, because no one else was willing to, I had to explain to my uncle that he's white, that I'm not his grandfather, and that he's mentally challenged. FML
Today, thinking it would be funny I tried tricking my boyfriend into thinking my grandparents were cousins, and that I was the product of incest. This would have been a great prank, if he hadn't have said, "You know what? That actually makes sense. It all makes sense now." FML
Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
Today, I found out why my ex of three years started an argument with me that quickly lead to our break-up. He said he would be talking to people of a different race to make life "easier." I should've seen the fact that he dislikes our own race from prior conversations. He ended up getting into a relationship two months later. FML
Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
You think THAT'S bad, once I convinced an entire online community that I was actually a doctor.
JoshTheMaggot 8
Is this the same couple as the last fml like this? Either way he needs to educate himself.
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Comments (59)
olpally 33
Please bitch slap the stupid out of him. Better yet, don't breed with him, sounds like a total meatball.
lilhellian 27
All she has to do is tell him if he has sex anymore his penis falls off. It'll also fall off he tells anyone about that!
evilplatypus 39
How dare you insult meatballs like that!
olpally 33
Lol, great replies! :) hahaha.
Andosworld 8
He's either really stupid, or knows not to argue with a woman..
Axipiter 24
In which case he's actually smarter than a lot of people! Oh, how the tables have turned!
Melix 31
He's probably pranking you, or at least I hope so..
Schiffy 18
Maybe he was saying that he knew you were bored out of your mind.
MrConcise 35
Is it any harder to believe that than Lady Gaga portraying himself as a woman?
Ki11erC 18
Or is this that he can't be bothered arguing with you over it and just agrees to get you to shut up?
Zebediabolical 45
It's more likely that he just agreed with OP to shut her up.
Posthuman 26
You should have stopped with the slugs
vencku 13
Given that we had a very similar snail-slug FML just a few days ago, this isn't really funny. I'm surprised this got through moderation.
perdix 31
Smart guys listen to Dr. Phil: "Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?" I wish I'd have learned this earlier -- I would have quietly accepted a lot of wrong shit and been blissfully happy. Of course, if I did that, there never would have been a perdix.