Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking with a friend and somehow the topic of Albert Einstein popped up. He started referring to Einstein as American and I laughed. I then realized he was serious. My IQ has dropped even further from Einstein's as a result of this. FML
Today, because no one else was willing to, I had to explain to my uncle that he's white, that I'm not his grandfather, and that he's mentally challenged. FML
Today, thinking it would be funny I tried tricking my boyfriend into thinking my grandparents were cousins, and that I was the product of incest. This would have been a great prank, if he hadn't have said, "You know what? That actually makes sense. It all makes sense now." FML
Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
Today, I found out why my ex of three years started an argument with me that quickly lead to our break-up. He said he would be talking to people of a different race to make life "easier." I should've seen the fact that he dislikes our own race from prior conversations. He ended up getting into a relationship two months later. FML
Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
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DocBastard 40
You think THAT'S bad, once I convinced an entire online community that I was actually a doctor.
JoshTheMaggot 8
Is this the same couple as the last fml like this? Either way he needs to educate himself.
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JoshTheMaggot 8
Is this the same couple as the last fml like this? Either way he needs to educate himself.
TrueDragons 2
Did anyone bother thinking about the fact that the bf realized this was a stupid discussion and just "agreed" with her to get her to shut up? Seems like op is the dumbass here who actually thought her bf genuinely believed her.
hessel 13
wasn't he jamacain?
Wizardo 34
"Does anybody have an ounce... of mass, this theory is all relative me man".
blurose 6
What's with men and agreeing with the pranks their women play on them like it's a fact?
Mossears133 15
These guys are smart, they know better than to disagree with a woman! n_n
MDTeddy 13
Idfk, but they are dumb as shit. Everyone knows he was german. Also, Op shouldn't have said that prank to begin with because she could have had it backfire since it could make he seem like she didn't know he was german when she did in fact know.
Quaileggs 12
When a know-it-all gets busted, he gets busted good.
cuppycakeslove 20
What.
Axipiter 24
Some girl tried to convince her boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African American, and he agreed. Hope this clears up what I think was a question...
sirsquab 12
This the same guy who already knee that snails turn into slugs?
ChristinaAAR 14
Well he sure isn't fun to mess with.
DocBastard 40
You think THAT'S bad, once I convinced an entire online community that I was actually a doctor.
Pleonasm 36
I know, right? Once, I convinced them that my moustache was real!
Wizardo 34
No! There's a glitch in the Matrix. Doc isn't a doc and Pleo's luscious lip warmer is fake? Next thing you know Noor doesn't actually take pictures with Ezio and Perdix isn't a partridge :(
ManInTheMachine 20
And people actually thought I was a cyborg! What naïveté!
perdix 31
#7, now I know why that prostate exam seemed kind of unprofessional. When I saw the golf glove and the stick of butter, I should have hiked up my drawers and run!
I_Like_Dogs 28
I convinced two online communities that my beard was a dog!
uptown_16 9
not sure if really dumb boyfriend, or just an asshole
flashback.miss 28
Now convince him he actually has an IQ above 30. Or smack him with a science/biology/etc. textbooks.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Are you guys related to the couple in which the girl tried to convince her boyfriend slugs were just snails whose shells fell off? Or are you the same people?