Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my mom and several of her friends. My mom spent the entire night gushing about my Ivy League school and med student boyfriend. I attend a state university and I'm single. She threatened to cut me off if I didn't play along. FML
Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
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ByronJess 17
Just think, when you're ninety you won't look a day past thirty! :)
fuzzbuck1 4
That's sort of a good thing to look young;)
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Comments (134)
Delta2Almanac 7
Did you get a coloring book? :D
Cassandrax731 5
I'm 17, but constantly get mistaken for a 12-13 year old. Hell, I bet I could pass for 10! But hey, kids get in cheaper at the amusement parks and stuff so less $ coming out of my wallet right?
Cassandrax731 5
You should've been all sassy and said, "Actually I'm 22, but leave the crayons anyway." *snaps*
alival 12
The same thing always happens to my cousin
wyldefyre 5
I know that feel, sister.
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
Honestly, I'd get pretty pissed if that happened to me. But hey you have a boyfriend that loves you, just the way you are, and you still won't age quickly. Think about it: you'll be the 50 year old everyone can't believe is a day over 25.
MatthewDmerrill 5
At least he didn't ask if you wanted the senior menu.
Trollgod 13
Ooohh.. I feel your pain! Everyone thinks i'm ten and i'm 17. It's the worst!
CastielJ 6
I bet your cute as a button!!!
totalnewbeeee 1
I understand what your talking about, i'm 17 and people think i'm anywhere from 11-13. Good news is my moms almost 50 and people think she's anywhere from 35-40, so there is as good part of it a well.