Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
kandy_fml 0
121. IAWTC = I agree with this comment Or 'I agree with this completely'.
ltkrich 0
Maybe you should grow up...sounds like you dig on nerds, so your bad!
MakinBacon 0
If you think that playing games makes you immature, maybe you really do need to grow up.
HeyyyBrahhh 0
Hey, watch out. Pokemon is amazing.
ricin_poisoning 0
Set him up with me :D! We can play Call of Duty all day long.
livexlaughxlove1 0
i love how no one even thinks about the possibility of the OP having consumed cough syrup or something for an allergy or sickness. those raise your BAC. hence why you're not supposed to have those before dances because breathalizers pick up on those medicines as well as on mouthwashes.
veryst00pid 0
haha to #127. there is no such thing as excessive Call of Duty. you need to grow up and just learn to deal with the fact.
Will09 0
y were u even dating him in the firstplace? what a loser!!
Edge578 0
You're the one who ran off to FML to complain about it.
JFox 8
You know, this sounds awfully familiar..