Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
Today, three of the four stalls were occupied in the restroom. I took the fourth stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I heard, "Hey, how's it going?" I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
Today, I farted in my office, assuming nobody would come in until the smoke cleared. The new girl then came in to introduce herself. She had her hands on her nose the whole time, while we both awkwardly tried to ignore the stank elephant in the room. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
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Top comments
JojoChuo 8
Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.
tsim_fml 0
why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.
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Comments (140)
jeinnor 0
Not nice to insult people. Wish people would be more tolerant if each other.
dhiran_singh 16
Maybe she jizzed in her pants before she could make it in time! xD
Grimmerie 31
You're an idiot.
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
What is this I don't even
rosemor 0
Oh god, this made me laugh so hard.
5t3ff1k4h 47
You derp. What did you think you'd smell in a bathroom... pizza and roses?
iliketwertles 2
That's ******* awesome.
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
LMFAOOOOO!
GypsyRover 0
That's funny!!! I played Call of duty once,I blew up my toilet.
rubberduckie94 13
that is so funny. i bet op is like me a fellow southerner(cant see where they are from on this stupid phone). it is just something about the way it is worded
thewife5 19
Indiana
DocBastard 40
See what happens when you assume? You look like an idiot and I get to make fun of you. Wait, I don't think that's how the saying goes...
KiddNYC1O 22
Did you bother to check their footwear for a match?